June 2012
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Jun 1st
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Bitch please.
Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
Jun 1st
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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cosmo tip #256
expertcosmotips: next time he wants to roleplay make it into a larp session and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF larpers. 
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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Logged into Facebook to print out coupons. Was...
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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“privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.”
– —judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist) facts on facts on facts (via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
May 30th
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I should have taken a picture of my dinner, it was so pretty. Grilled lean chicken with lightly glazed carrots and steamed spinach, rice, and some mandu. 
May 30th
May 29th
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Warning: Please Do not go to MorningAfterPill.Org
sexreeducated: If you are looking through google for information on the wonderful invention known as Plan B, Emergency contraception or the Morning After Pill- avoid Morningafterpill.org, which comes up on page 1 of ‘morning after pill’ searches It is a actually a Anti-Abortion, Anti-Contraception site meant to shame women into thinking they are ending human life by using any method of...
May 29th
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May 29th
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happy leaf erickson day  hinga dinga durgen
May 29th
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May 28th
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Gatsby: hey i just met you
Gatsby: and this is crazy
Gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
Gatsby: so call me maybe
May 27th
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Listenthe-destroia: Dirty Water - The Standells ...
May 27th
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“Chris obviously has a warm spot in his heart for Boston since he won the Cup...”
– Pat Morris, Chris Kelly’s agent. (via cagefacekelly) DON’T LEAVE ME BRO <3
May 26th
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May 25th
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also
someone get me into hip-hop so I can fit in more at my internship. lols.
May 25th
“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and...”
– Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)
May 25th
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