seriously thought my sister told me to “watch” her flask at home…

maowriakim:

fittedhats:

maowriakim:

“…so you want me to babysit it????”

” NO..WASH it.”

oh

oops

it only eats organic baby food

are there television shows he can’t watch?

I don’t want him to be watching that ‘Jersey Shore’ but Teen Mom is okay.

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