a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while showering

  • me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
  • me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
  • me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
  • me: i'ma read the back of this.
  • me: lather, rinse, repeat?
  • me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
  • me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
  • me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
  • me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
  • me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
  • me: did i already wash my hair?
  • me: i think i did but i don't remember.
  • me: i'ma do it again.
  • me: FUCK I REPEATED.
  • me: well played, pantene pro-v.
  • me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
  • me: i bet it's awkward.
  • me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
  • me: okay time to get out.
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: where the fuck is my towel.
  1. bl-inked reblogged this from feellng
  2. idontdowritersblock reblogged this from strangeantisocialdaydreamer
  3. bxbblegxmprincess reblogged this from thetalkingguineapig
  4. leaderofwomen reblogged this from laura-potato
  5. ashtons-bulge reblogged this from unsociable-person
  6. unsociable-person reblogged this from kitwalkerthough
  7. youwontsilencethisheartbeat reblogged this from colorsfillthelight
  8. catmerlin reblogged this from featherarrows
  9. sillyxbunny reblogged this from sillyxbunny
  10. mr-muffliato reblogged this from mary-poppins-needs-a-tardis
  11. ariaesum reblogged this from gecillia
  12. thezombiemessiah reblogged this from myhooverboardisonfire
  13. funkmasternicky reblogged this from realest-ting
  14. realest-ting reblogged this from crirstle
  15. crirstle reblogged this from mandasmash
  16. stygiankamex reblogged this from bastille
  17. fool-in-all-of-us reblogged this from ed-shee-ran-away
  18. annoyingforlife reblogged this from ed-shee-ran-away
  19. ed-shee-ran-away reblogged this from carameltruffles
  20. thedoctorinneverland reblogged this from are-you-afraid-of-the-bigbadwolf
  21. nemisis-m reblogged this from rexuallyfrustrated
  22. tumblringintoanabyss reblogged this from rexuallyfrustrated
  23. jessicamurphy10 reblogged this from fabulously-calum
  24. you-jinxed-it reblogged this from rexuallyfrustrated
  25. fabulously-calum reblogged this from rexuallyfrustrated
  26. chasingthesunintoitsgrave reblogged this from princess--of--dragonstone
  27. la-v-e-n-d-e-r reblogged this from theladyofthedarkcastle
  28. loltrolo189 reblogged this from theladyofthedarkcastle
  29. theladyofthedarkcastle reblogged this from dinkleberg-senpai
  30. bakabluething reblogged this from cottoncandyshades
  31. cottoncandyshades reblogged this from fandumbsandfeminism